At Instapainting, we pride ourselves in being the most progressive oil-painting service in the world. We led the way in placing a large video on our home page, which our competitors promptly copied. We became the first and only oil painting service to stop using highly radioactive chemicals. Remember that when you choose where to have your next photo painted.

However today we are proud to announce that yet again, we are leading the way in innovative, progressive, and sustainable business practices. As of April 1st, 2015, your photos are no longer painted by children. No children are allowed to touch—or even look at—your paintings. Heck, we have even removed all of our artists who own children and castrated the remainder, just to be safe.

Each painting is hand-painted by an experienced artist (now with larger, more mature hands) with geniune oil-based paints. Then they are gallery wrapped onto solid wood stretcher bars and stapled by hand. Each painting is available for you to inspect online just 1 week after ordering, and arrives at your doorstep within 2 more weeks. And remember, as always, our paintings are certified 100% gluten-free and now also processed in a facility of artists who no longer have nuts.

We challenge all our competitors to do the same.

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APRIL FOOLS! All of our child-artists are still gainfully employed.